Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Random Thoughts

In the News!

Ashley Anne Kirilow : Woman Fakes Cancer in Charity Scam
The investigation showed that she shaved her head, and plucked her eyebrows and eyelashes to make it appear as if she had been a chemotherapy patient. The ruse included attending a number of charity events in her honor, and taking cancer research donations from hundreds of people. She also accepted a flight to Disney World from a Toronto-based cancer-awareness organization.


This just in ~
Officials say that Ashley had a conscience removal surgery years earlier so could not be held accountable for her actions.


Rod the Mod
Rod Stewart is set to become a dad, for the eighth time, at the age of 66. Is there an age when men should stop fathering children?

My Opinion ~
Yes, when you have grown son that is on Celebrity Rehab talking about what a crappy father you are.



Flight Attendent Hissy Fit
Frustrated by the travellers he was dealing with, it's been reported he then went on an expletive-laden tirade over the public address system on a JetBlue flight, which was waiting on the tarmac at New York's JFK airport Monday.  When he finished, it's alleged he grabbed some beer from the fridge, deployed the aircraft's emergency slide, walked through the airport and drove home, where he was later found by police and arrested.

He was last heard saying ~
I have ridden many a chute before but never with 2 beers in my hands!  Take THAT bitches!


Stephen Hawking  "Says"
Mankind's only chance of long-term survival lies in colonizing space, as humans drain Earth of resources and face a terrifying array of new threats, warned British scientist Stephen Hawking on Monday.

This just in ~
Prism has been named as the official band of outerspace.  They have just announced their tour dates to venus and the moon.  David Bowie is also expected to perform.


Video of the week

5 comments:

  1. The only way to be safe will be to issue solar powered laserbeam guitars to everyone going into space.

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  2. That song was so much cooler before I saw the video. Wow ... that is a piece of work.

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  3. Apparently, Pink Floyd, Boston, and Europe have all requested to have the decision for the official band of outer space appealed.

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  4. I'm okay with shooting Boston in to space. Just them...no ship or any sort of protection or oxygen supply.

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  5. That flight attendant is my hero

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