- Someones cell phone at work sounds like the ice cream truck. This is just cruel.
- Listening to Shakira at work is not good if people around. I am having a hard time not wiggling my ass in my chair. I am sure people think i have to pee!
- I am sorry Chad for making you listen to the entire Bat out of Hell song on the radio on the way home from work. They don't make em like that anymore ; )
- Today a street person told me he liked my hair-doo. That was nice.
- Speaking of the streets, I wonder what ever happened to Spandex Man?
- The word "done" means different things to different people. To me it is 100% finished and tested. Developer definition: It is working on my local machine if I use this one use case only and don't try and build it to an actual environment.
- I needed a band-aid today so went into our work first aid kit. Well no band-aid but if i get an 8 inch knife wound it looks like I will be covered.
- I work with a grown woman that talks like a baby, is it wrong that I want to smack her?
Tomorrow is Friday!
First of all....Poor Chad! Making him listen to an entire Meatloaf song of any sort is just out and out wrong!!!! Thank god they don't make them like that anymore!
ReplyDeleteAnd secondly...please smack her.
We have a well stocked first aid kit here at home, you have your choice of Dora or Hello Kitty. You should have seen how many bandaids were on Hailey when we got home from our trip (Grandma did warn me that there might be a few on her, all from Mosquito bites that have been scratched to a bloody mess) PS you do have great hair, that guy has some good taste ;)
ReplyDeleteMeatloaf (the singer version) is an abomination.
ReplyDeleteThe idiot with an ice cream truck cellphone ring and the baby talking woman should be severely beaten with each other. Bludgeon one of them with the other, then switch.
Work first aid kits always seem well stocked in case of an attack by a deranged employee. I've always found that a bit disturbing...
Somehow I really don't want to be rescued by spandex man.
ReplyDeleteCliff did you ever think that every place you've worked at is just preparing for the day you snap? Or is it just coincidence?
I'd definitely want to smack the baby talking woman. You do have excellent hair by the way :) As for Cliff's work first aid always looking like it's preparing for a crazy attack... there is the fact he always ends up working with people who either sew themselves to bags of feed or cause machines to explode and almost kill people with the shrapnel.
ReplyDeleteLol..you guys make me laugh! And yes, one day i might just snap and beat the baby talker with the cell phone holder. At least then I will have an interesting post to write about!
ReplyDeleteKelly, they also need to prepare for HR women who light cats on fire.
ReplyDeleteAll super hilarious, but so very true!
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